Filed under: Riz
A cat tries to help out and what do I get? Abuse. The foolish large human was taking the small humans out of my home yesterday, probably to buy me more food or treats, I don’t know. I had noticed that the stupid oaf had failed once again to empty my toilet. What was I supposed to do? These brainless dolts cannot understand the richness of feline language and I refuse to lower myself to their level. Instead I chose to demonstrate my dissatisfaction by emptying my bladder on the hall floor.
I thought that the oaf would be pleased. Instead he shouted and ranted at me using his brutal human language. Well, that’s positively the last time I try to help. Ungrateful peasants! Pah!
By Sapphire
the smallest big person in the house is cross with me and everyone else is laughing at me.
i don’t think that it’s my fault though. honestly, the humans let me run around the house AND* they let me nibble on food sticks in my house. i’m not to know that the white string that goes to the talking box is important.
it was only when the smallest big person wanted to talk to her friend in the talking box that they found out that the string was broken. big guy and riz’s best friend pulled up some carpet and unhooked some string that wasn’t being used anymore. i could have helped with the unhooking but they sent me to bunny prison.
it’s just not fair.
on the positive side though riz is my friend now. she likes it when i come out and play and we spend ages and ages running round and round the furniture playing chase. sometimes i have to wake her up for play time and she pretends to be grumpy.
*anya helped me with the capital letters. it’s very difficult to shout when you’re a bunny and even harder to type.
By Anya
Cake Worm, the human who is the best friend of the amusing feline, keeps feeding me through the bars. Snarly, the oldest of the small big humans, keeps putting her clothes through the bars. Until I have an eye test I’m really not responsible for biting things that get handed to me.
By Riz
If that damn bunny wakes me up one more time I’m going to eat her.
