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Brainless dolts
January 29, 2008, 1:57 pm
Filed under: Riz

A cat tries to help out and what do I get?  Abuse.  The foolish large human was taking the small humans out of my home yesterday, probably to buy me more food or treats, I don’t know.  I had noticed that the stupid oaf had failed once again to empty my toilet.  What was I supposed to do?  These brainless dolts cannot understand the richness of feline language and I refuse to lower myself to their level.  Instead I chose to demonstrate my dissatisfaction by emptying my bladder on the hall floor.

I thought that the oaf would be pleased.  Instead he shouted and ranted at me using his brutal human language.  Well, that’s positively the last time I try to help.  Ungrateful peasants! Pah!


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poor rizzy. we give u gifts of treats :)

Comment by snarly

I’d find some better humans that remember to empty your toilet.

Comment by Dom

I’d get onto the RSPCA pronto!

Comment by cataclismical

what the…. oh rizzly why why u could of used it any way silly cute little catty

Comment by tiny

rizzy bubby ur sooooooo clever. we luv u!! uz hoomans r dupid

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