Brainless dolts
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January 29, 2008, 1:57 pm
Filed under: Riz
Filed under: Riz
A cat tries to help out and what do I get? Abuse. The foolish large human was taking the small humans out of my home yesterday, probably to buy me more food or treats, I don’t know. I had noticed that the stupid oaf had failed once again to empty my toilet. What was I supposed to do? These brainless dolts cannot understand the richness of feline language and I refuse to lower myself to their level. Instead I chose to demonstrate my dissatisfaction by emptying my bladder on the hall floor.
I thought that the oaf would be pleased. Instead he shouted and ranted at me using his brutal human language. Well, that’s positively the last time I try to help. Ungrateful peasants! Pah!
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poor rizzy. we give u gifts of treats
Comment by snarly January 29, 2008 @ 2:17 pmI’d find some better humans that remember to empty your toilet.
Comment by Dom January 29, 2008 @ 5:18 pmI’d get onto the RSPCA pronto!
Comment by cataclismical February 4, 2008 @ 1:32 pmwhat the…. oh rizzly why why u could of used it any way silly cute little catty
Comment by tiny October 5, 2008 @ 5:04 pmrizzy bubby ur sooooooo clever. we luv u!! uz hoomans r dupid
Comment by tiny tash aand cake worm January 17, 2009 @ 5:34 pm