Filed under: Sapphire
it has been a very confusing weekend for me. first of all the weekend usually lasts only two days and not four. it’s like there has been an extra weekend added onto the end of the first one. not that i mind because i’ve been able to come out and play almost every day. apart from one day when the humans went out to do something called seeafilm and something called action stations. they talked about spiderwick from the seeafilm when they got back. i think it involves books because they had bags full of them. very confusing indeed.
the other thing that is very confusing is all the humans have been hopping about and making human noises about something called choc-o-late and i’ve been given a new job. i’m the easter bunny. horray. unfortunately no-one has told me what i am supposed to do as the easter bunny so i’ve just been hopping about and chewing and digging stuff like i normally do.
the little humans have been very clumsy as well. tiny tasha is the smallest big one and she nearly fell on me, the biggest little human who is called snarly kept jumping out from her hiding places and scaring me so much that i had to run away across the floor. the floor keeps magically transforming into ice as well. you may think it’s funny seeing a bunny skid about when she’s trying to escape a scary human but it’s no fun not being able to get a grip, i can tell you.
this easter bunny job is quite tricky. good thing i get the rest of the year off.
